Ten reasons why white girls should go for Asian guys

When Mike from 8 Asians posted “Why Asian Guys Can’t Get White Girls” and post the Wong Fu video below, I practically busted my sides out. If anyone ever wants a sneak peak inside Asian American culture, Wong Fu has it down pat.


Here’s ten reasons why in the end, white girls should really be considering those handsome young Asian studmuffins:
  1. Have you seen Ascension dance? Didn’t know Asian guys can move like that did ya? Motion in the ocean. Motion in the ocean.
  2. I’m straight and all, but I tell you what. If you don’t find Takeshi Kaneshiro a looker, you got something wrong with ya. We all look like that. *cough* Seriously. Just squint a little. We might not all be Prada models but we’re all pretty good knockoff Prada models.
  3. Regardless of what people say about model minority, as a whole, we still make more money in the end.
  4. Sean Connery has its moments I suppose, but do you really love those gorilla moments? I mean, the last thing you’d want to say is…. “Dear, you’re shedding all over the nice leather couch again.”
  5. Ever notice that wealthy people all love classical music for whatever reason? Violin and piano is in our blood. Might be beaten in, but you don’t need to know that.
  6. You know you always wanted a license plate that read: “YLWFEVER” or “AZNLOVER”.
  7. Body odor? What’s that?
  8. We’re stealthy. Ninjas anyone? We’re talking lawnmowing-fu here. You didn’t even know it was done, and suddenly… BLAM! It’s done and all you saw was the suddenly cut grass move with the breeze a little.
  9. We’re not picky eaters. You ever seen smelly tofu? Yeah. If anyone can eat that, they’ll eat anything. We even eat raw stuff.
  10. Last but not least… we all have secret VIP accounts at Sanrio.

So there you have it. Everything you want in a man. And that’s us. No white guy has anything on that! Are you missing out? I’d say so. So sign up today! One per household. Restrictions may apply.
If you haven’t figured out the above is supposed to be humorous, I would imagine that your life is too stressed out and you need to chill. Life’s a fortune cookie! You gotta crack it open and play the numbers while learning to say “JI” [chicken].

  • Hahaha this is fantastic! Why aren’t you writing for 8Asians?!?
    Encore!!

  • Hahaha this is fantastic! Why aren’t you writing for 8Asians?!?
    Encore!!

  • lol.

  • darkmoon

    lol.

  • HAHAH! That is an AWESOME list!

  • HAHAH! That is an AWESOME list!

  • Brenda Bowers

    Hey Guy, am I reading an advertisement for a new Chick Squeeze maybe? Did you break up with that lovely lady who has tolerated you for the past 4+ years? BB

  • Brenda Bowers

    Hey Guy, am I reading an advertisement for a new Chick Squeeze maybe? Did you break up with that lovely lady who has tolerated you for the past 4+ years? BB

  • Huh? No. I’m not on the market. Ever.

  • darkmoon

    Huh? No. I’m not on the market. Ever.

  • Asianguy

    people actually thought this video was funny? yall need to get some fucking lives or a different sense of humor this video is lame as shit. the losers who made this video deserve a good beatin

  • Asianguy

    people actually thought this video was funny? yall need to get some fucking lives or a different sense of humor this video is lame as shit. the losers who made this video deserve a good beatin

  • Peter

    Wow, this is the lamest list ever compiled by anyone. It’s not funny at all, AND you’re a terrible writer. Don’t ever post anything again.

  • Peter

    Wow, this is the lamest list ever compiled by anyone. It’s not funny at all, AND you’re a terrible writer. Don’t ever post anything again.

  • Molly

    I thought it was funny πŸ™‚

  • Molly

    I thought it was funny πŸ™‚

  • Sheri

    That was great!!! I love asian guys far over white guys and a lot of white girls think the same way I do.

  • This is so good! I like point 5. “Might be beaten in, but you don’t need to know that.” hahah!

  • Zoe

    I love this list, but you don't need to convince me! I've crushed on Asian men for as long as I can remember. Yay for Yellow Fever! πŸ˜‰

  • Took a look at your blog. lol. Yeah, I have to say that I have to admit there are very many blonde women that are attracted to Asian males. Heck, I married one. lol. Amusingly, this was the post that lead to me becoming a regular contributor on 8A. haha.

  • mnkystyle

    forgot 1 thing,
    penis size???

  • Isaacthechink

    haha i like number 10 rofl hahaha! thats true though lol

  • amy

    So……… where do I sign up πŸ˜›

  • Dawanabe

    haha actually, like asian guys better than white guys

  • Cutecountrylover

    are you kidding me? I’m Russian in canada I model and I LOVE asian guys!!!!

  • Tish

    Awww I love Asian guys, and i’m a white girl by the way

  • Stereomanic

    i don’t mind dating white chicks. the only ones i haven’t dated yet are Caucasian, black and indians. maybe i can get all three at once? πŸ™‚ unfortunately though i am in an asian country where us asians outnumber any white/black girls. At least we got indian beauties i guess. must try

  • Lyndsey Martin

    lmao! sooo funny… I was sold after the first reason tbh… asian guys are hot end of! ;D